On a scale of 1 to Waterworld, how big a bomb do we think this is gonna be?

Ooh, could she be the statue of liberty covered in ants?

According to her testimony (which the jury clearly believed), he raped her. If you’re looking for a logical connection between his actions and her reaction, here goes: she cut off his penis so he wouldn’t be able to rape her with it anymore.

“I don’t always masturbate*, but when I do I prefer to be surrounded by my mommy’s things.”

Wait what about any of this is rational?

Step 1. Go on Twitter and whine about the mean theater people.

To be fair, they’ve always been pretty shady.

eh, she seems like the kind of woman where screwing her significant other would take you from step A to Hep C.

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.

That’s how you know it’s real

What if David Blaine went on that Hollywood Medium show? It would be like the Perfect Bullshit Storm.

I really think he didn’t want to win so he could start the Trump TV thing. He was even cleverly laying the groundwork for it by constantly admonishing the press. “They’re liars. Watch Trump TV.” All he had to do was get close, lose, and continue with the “rigged” chant until he put together the network. It was all…

And stuffing. So much stuffing.

And give up delicious turkey and garlic mashed taters?

It’s this asshole.

Thank you. Its been a few years since I found out, and he ran away like a coward not too long after that, but it still hurts. Because of what happened, many doctors didn’t want to treat me because his methods seem to have been well known within the medical community. Everything would be going fine until they requested…

The worst week of my life was when I found out that I was not only crippled for life, but that it had been done to me on purpose by a doctor who had decided to misdiagnose my injury (and the injuries of countless others). He did this because it allowed him & his practice to perform procedures that would make my pain…

Besides this week, and 9-11, I think it would be the week my dog died, the day before my birthday, and 6 months after my sister died. I know it seems fucked up to say that losing my dog was worse than losing my sister, and long term obviously it isn’t, but in the moment, it almost killed me. She was my rock, she got…