Hardly. Except my Sundays usually taste like Bloody Mary’s and Friday’s taste like whiskey. Idk what Thursday tastes like.

When someone’s asking you if other people are judging them, I think it’s generally implicit that they’re also curious if you judge them too - especially if you’re closely connected to the other people.

Can’t wait for the ‘Comfortably Distant Side Hug’ pants and the ‘Handshake-no-wait-hug-oh-god-handshake-now-it’s-too-late-let’s-just-lean-towards-each-other-and-shoulder-hug’ Pants.

Why do I feel like it’s more likely that they both copied the same etsy designer or something? Or is that just Urban Decay.

Is there anyone who is actually surprised by this? I mean, seriously.

(In hopes that my coworkers read this) What’s pictured above are ‘locs’ people. What Zendaya and her Barbie have on their head are called ‘locs’. Now I am not going to delve into the difference between faux/natural/dread. The style, pictured below (not me mind you/ but a style similar to mine) are ‘twists’, which is…

I hate the concept of filial duty as an universal truth, because it assumes that all parents love their kids and at least try to do what’s best for them, so there is no possible circumstance where you’d ever be justified in not loving them.

I don’t like anyone in this story. Nobody is likable.

I’d frankly be really surprised. This infantile crap has all the hallmarks of people without much of a stake in keeping Shoreditch viable and safe for low-income and impoverished families.

“Morons rolling out of beds in their uni dorms and thinking they’re Che fucking Guevara aren’t going to do shit but make it worse for people.”

even if you don’t catch it the first time, i like to think most people would see the charge, and double check with a calculator before taking the time to write to the restaurant

That’s not true. Riots get your attention but actually doing the things agenttremble suggests are the most effective way to bring about change. Change happens in increments, not in riots.

Only some of them have been given the gift of arm joints. We gave a bunch in the play room that look just like old ones. I do t know his they choose who gets elbows. That's a pretty sick game of God-playing, Mattel.

Let’s call a moratorium on the use of “articulate” in describing the speech of non-white people.

These are pretty reasonable asks, tbh. I find the presentation irritating but I’m sure his fans are nightmares that need a stern NO and a slap on the wrist. Isn’t he in his 20s by now? Am i wrong? Why does he still sound like he’s wrapping up puberty?

I’m not his biggest fan, but I can’t find much fault with what he’s said here. I literally cannot imagine how exhausting it must be to constantly pose for photos and have people screaming and getting into your space when you’re just trying to eat lunch or get from point A to point B. Yes he sought out fame and yes he…

Will be interesting to watch comments on this dissolve into non sequitur Bieber-bashing, despite this being among the most reasonable things he’s ever said in his life.

Cavender noted that Lara said, “At the point where he had sex with me, yeah at that point I was a willing participant because I wanted to get it over with.” But Lara wouldn’t “admit” that she had wanted to sleep with Joaquin, which made the detectives upset. They told her that Joaquin didn’t deserve this, she says.

His next project is a remake of Selma starring Channing Tatum as Chet, the brave white man who leads MLK across a bridge.

People (mostly straight white men but as Emmerich shows not just straight white men) need to get over this idea that everyone in the world can identify with straight white men but any other configuration is for minorities. Write a book with a straight white male hero and it’ll be shelved in scifi or crime or whichever…