neworderfortheages
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neworderfortheages

Coincidentally, every Aerostar you see now is actually a Rusty Starship.

I think 6/26 is the cutoff

If I had to grade my effort, I’d give it an F-.........150.

<ahem>

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

Probe GT, the only car featuring the words “Ford” and “GT” I can afford.

Exclusive footage of a Demon doing a burnout in a wet road.

Maybe its just because I am a curmudgeonly old bibliophile, but I do not trust people who openly profess that they don’t read books.

Wow. Book-readin’. How subversive and radical.

Your uncles sound like my father.

And The Rock and Dwayne Johnson are twins!!

Simpsons did it first!

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

Now they’re doing the same exact fucking thing.

...and he and his team are using a private server now.

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails.

Paul is dead.

The longer you watch, the less of a children’s program it becomes. The main plot is actually quite dark and not very family-friendly.

I’m in the same age range but my ladyfriend/booty caller was raving about it the other weekend so I watched it for the sake of conversation. It’s actually really good! The show I mean. And the other thing. But you should watch the show!

Join the club. My “baby” is in her twenties and this is my favorite show.