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Trump’s newest bestie wins a court case in Mike Pence’s home state. You don’t say...

When Trump sends the government to kill your brown neighbors, it will be these very men. Don’t be blind, people. We are living under the Fourth Reich.

I doubt Teslas do that by default, but it would be totally sweet if they did.

You’re a goddamn communist.

They are correct. They will never, ever need Planned Parenthood. I didn’t think confirmed virgins got a say in this though.

Thanks Torch! I can’t wait to call somebody, “the freely-elected Prime Minister Idiot of The Dumbasses Republic Of Stupidistan”. Maybe the greatest burn ever. I tip my hat!

So much win! ...and so much fail! My head is exploding and soon so shall my waistline...

Thank you, sir! I am now a childless single man in his mid-thirties watching a children’s program. Maybe I can get my nephews into it...

I would be hard pressed to show up in anything better than pajamas for Trump. Good on Sergio!

I can never un-see that terrible thing. For God’s sake keep that thing on the far side of the ocean!

It’s going to get worse before it gets better

You win!

Ruined and abused little girl, sitting in a ruined and abused little car. Oh, and did you see the knockout brunette in the passenger seat?

Best kinja name of all time! Kudos!

Totally picturing that! You’re brilliant and I love you! I’m going to piss my pants laughing so hard!

Thank god the place was closed! Its a miracle that nobody got hurt! I could just imagine going to open the place in the morning and seeing that car in your shop door! How do you get that thing out of there, lol!?!?

Postal bins are property of the Federal Government. I believe this man just gave us all evidence he committed a felony! Many lols will be had if he gets locked up for it. What an ass. Bet he voted Trump.

Why are you glorifying the life of this disgusting person? She needs to be forgotten. Erased from history. Made to have never existed.

You’re such a fool.

Totally agree. I wouldn’t be against giving them generous financial compensation too. It’s shameful the way we’ve treated these veterans. It’s about damn time we did right by them.