I think a Bullshit of Libertarianism would have been fun.

The 2nd amendment? If not jettison it clearly then at least clarify what exactly a militia is & how they don't exist in the 21st century

Well, there were the whole range of terrible metalcore bands in the latter half of the '00s who all the metalcore kids seemed to love despite not being Christian. Stuff like The Devil Loves Prada & Zao & As I Lay Dying.

They got better.