With those subs I imagine the entire car is going to be a chocolate fountain before too long.

This is money well-spent!

When we finally eat the rich, as least this one will come with a decent wine pairing.

The site doesn’t even recognize that Torchinsky’s cars exist.

David Tracy’s cars aren’t here because they broke the site.

Now that we’ve reached the dystopian future described by Robocop, my only question is where is my 6000 SUX?

Logistically, that company might want to change industries.

The Key Lime plane got hit by the orange plane. Smoothie.

I’ve found that there seems to be a direct correlation between the number of exclamation points used, and the chances that a review is a.) complete bullshit (5 star), or b.) completely unreasonable (1 star).

General Mills Monster Universe is already more successful than the Universal’s Dark Universe.

Interviewer: What do you know about navigating tight canals?

ND Once again we are presented with a car that’s rare, well kept and has low mileage; but nobody gives a flying flick for it. These were forgettable in the 90s, why would it be collectible now?

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

Q. What do you call a giant ship immovably stuck on a solar-scale orbital ring?

I remember thinking there was no way they could pull off Thor and especially not Captain America in live action. I thought the costumes would look too goofy outside of a comic or a cartoon. Plus with Thor you have the added problem of introducing magic and Norse gods into what was, up until that point, a grounded…

RONALD REAGAN?! THE ACTOR?!

PS. Give me pointless stars lol

I really can’t believe how unbelievably stupid these have gotten (and mostly were from the beginning). People trying to one up strangers on the internet for quite literally pointless likes/hearts/stars.

Pointless death as a result of one of the more pointless trends of my lifetime.

Actually, Highlander 2 did it first in 1991 while the Simpsons episode takes place in 1995.  Also, the Highlander shield was in response to global warming while the Simpsons Sun shield was due to greed.

1st: This is Jalopnik, no one here buys new cars.