I’m comfortable enough with computers that simple modding is easy enough,

Everybody knows you get locked out after 3 attempts. Therefore, the most ultimate securest password on earth is Password4.

Pretty simple really, they had the speedo set to KPH.

Only a small handful of objects are known to pose a serious threat to Earth, and the gigantic asteroid Apophis is one of them.

I know this is basically reprinting a press release, but Chicago Fire instead of the topical-to-io9 Person of Interest as the thing to recognize Shahi from?

Just a bit of American political trivia...

Found

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.

I’m more fond of this iteration:

You probably already know this, but for the benfit of anyone reading: that isn’t just any “classic Nintendo D-Pad;” that’s the first time any device ever has used a cross-shaped D-pad at all. That particular Game & Watch might be simple, but it’s also one of the most influential game systems ever.

I had a Donkey Kong Game & Watch when I was 10. Enjoyed that more than any handheld since. Stuff just means more when your a kid.

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

Strange: usually the Jets only brawl with the Sharks.

I mean, one Doctor dressed like a rainbow threw up on him, one Doctor used celery as a label pin and one Doctor wore a technicolour scarf that was nearly as long as a CVS receipt. A little weird is fine for this one. Don’t love-it-love-it but like it and it’s fully in the tradition.

HAS FARMERS SEEN THAT?!?!?! HUH? HUH? HAVE YOU?

... he blinded me with science (and a death ray).

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Oh, by the way, transporters have 100% mortality rate

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”