Front loading washer.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

I’m never gonna drive again
Guilty speeding’s got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
The cops, they ain’t no fools

Shoulda’ known better than to race a Benz
And waste the rental cars I’m given
So I’m never gonna drive again
Because I am a too-oooool....

“We’re all traveling through space at several thousand miles per hour, officer. None of us can stop.”

Florida man, Florida man
Doing the things a Floridian can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Florida man

How much time do you think he has left?

It’s to prove the car is in mint condition.

The top picture’s even in the perfect color for Meh Car Monday: a sort of meaty ochre.

Well it took my breath away, so is this the vehicular equivalent of auto-erotic asphyxiation?

I’m not sure, but there appears to be some auto-eroticism going on here

I disagree: from the side, it looks like an S10 rear-ended a Smart Car. Absolutely hideous and I love it. 

Better have a PIF editor to use apps from the DOSphone. If you need help, just open your RealAudio Player and listen to my stream. It’s on Geocities.

Normally I like your articles, Justin, but today you’re just fundamentally wrong. Flat bottom’d wheels make the rocking world go round.

I’d scream my head off, making a total asp of myself.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Haha, I like that one. Along the freeway there is a large field of them. We would drive by and I had my kids convinced that’s where they grew them.

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

Wow the shit really hit the fan there.

<All I know after calling the McLeod County Sheriff’s Department is that the woman was apparently “legally drunk” at the Winstock Country Music Festival,>