Those cars are trash now.

Can’t think of anything but System of a Down’s Chop Suey.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

It’s a pane in the ass when things don’t go as planned.....

Ugh.
I used to run a U-Haul store. The things people did to our trucks.

I had one truck that came back, and the people who rented it, in the DEAD of winter, had a fish fry inside. A HUGE fish fry.... and they dumped all the cooking oil in the back. Which froze to it and was super slick, rendering the truck unrentable.…

True facts, Jason. True facts.

i’m positive that doug crept his pants as soon as he hit the gas, eddie.

Doug’s previous job was loading Honda Civics into the back of UHaul trucks.

Red Green would be proud of these guys.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

The best part is the sticker on the back:

So, literally the Hershey Highway?

No. You should drive in sensible footwear that has proper grippy soles. Barefoot driving, and worse driving with socks, means you are not properly in control of the vehicle. Your feet are liable to slip off the pedals, or a misjudgement means knocking your toes into the pedal or part of the interior fit. You don’t…

So that Deadpool poster. Am I the only one who thought Goonies? Another reference to Brolins previous work.

Definitely one of the dumbest suspension mods I’ve ever seen.

What? not into Adam Ant?

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

Someone REALLY likes Astons

I know some NASA scientists/engineers. There’s no way they’d be able to keep something like this quiet. They’d be geeking out so hard, you’d never hear the end of it. Well, at least until the planetoid hit I guess.

The concrete didn’t cure correctly because he was Russian the project.