Hey, there’s a crack in that Belle.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Man, those shipping companies are going to get flooded with inquiries. But, I don’t think their business is sunk yet, though it did take a hit.

It’s not yet clear exactly what caused the two ships to collide

But somebody is getting fucking fired.

I really hated those in spy hunter

The fact that innocent people have been put to death should be just cause to remove the death penalty.

This just goes to show you just how Disney feels about Star Wars. If George had still been The Emperor of it all, Spielberg would have been able to use any of the Star Wars IP with a simple phone call. ( See E.T. and Poltergeist (The first one that does not suck that is.)

FAKE NEWS TORCH! Everbody knows Doctor Who drives a London Police Box not an F40, can’t believe you got hoodwinked like that.

“Ok, Tom. We got some good news. And we got some bad news.”

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

It’s pathetic Kevin organizes an entire sports festival just to impress Winnie.

In General, it’s not a Goodyear for motorists in Warren, Michigan.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Especially the nuts in chocolate. Ugh. Ruins the texture of chocolate.

I just want to take a moment out of my day to inform you that you’re sick and reprehensible and disrespect the joys of ice cream AND chips at the same time. There is a special place in hell for you salty-sweet people next to the sorts of people who like nuts in good things like chocolate.

Who throws away crumbs? Am i the only one that gets the bag and pours the crumbs into my mouth?

My dad made us stand by the TV (also touching the rabbit ears so he got better reception) and flip between the 3 channels that we received.

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.