This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Ned Ryerson, I’ve come to bargain.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion concerning chili, but chile (the only way it’s spelled properly) is truly sacred to us New Mexicans. We live and die by it; borne suckling it and grow old contemplating whether or not we need some more red and/or green on whatever we are eating. Chile neither has beans nor meat, you…

I don’t want to comment about deathsticks.

You don’t want to comment about deathsticks.

Not to victim blame, but she was outside in Australia. She’s lucky she wasn’t killed by a spider or a snake having a “My venom is more deadly than your venom” contest.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

Clearly you are attempting to be humerus in your description of The President of the United States.

I don’t think they’re going to be inclined to spend the money...

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

This is Cleveland we’re talking about; they just needed a lighter and they would have had all the hot water they wanted.

Hold the phone...take live tuna fish...and feed them mayonnaise!

I’m not (often) naked when I’m in there working with a bench grinder.

It’s getting closer in design...

Meh, people have been moving away from their digital assistants to talk privately since the 1960s.

“I learned to read!”