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Yeaaah, but don’t you think a good deal of the uproar is due to the concealment and subterfuge surrounding his status, as well as the possibilities (despite his insistence that he informed each and every partner) that he willingly exposed his partners to the virus?

Good naked/bad naked dichotomy, as Seinfeld taught us.

Being district attorney of Philadelphia is a busy enough job to demand multitasking.

Yuuuuuup.

My favorite thing about this GIF is the puppet has a molar filling. That’s attention to detail.

So my hot-take on this: this is the beginning of the end for Trump as a GOP nominee, he continues to slip in the polls, Carson over takes him. Whether Carson ultimately get the nomination is besides the point, the point is, Trump gets unseated in this race. HOWEVER, rather than give up, in true Trump fashion, he…

The thing I really like about these videos is that they really show off what Conan does best comedically. He’s great as a talk show host, but Conan is at his very best when he’s making jokes off the cuff. He’s got a great sense of comedic timing and an amazing improviser. These are just like his on the street…

Not really, you didn’t. You just think you did.

Women’s rights, men’s rights... I’ll settle for the same rights for everyone. Y’know, real equality.

I would respect her more if she just wrote, “The key to having the body you want is a bank account that can get you there” and then nothing else.

/fixed for clarity

Maybe step off the ledge there...

Opinions are like assholes....

After the Democratic debate, I was thinking I may be better off renouncing my US citizenship, declaring myself an illegal alien (sorry - “undocument immigrant”) and getting my free welfare, college education, healthcare, etc. Why work for a living if you don’t need to?

The idea that there’s no difference between Democrats and Republicans in this country is such garbage. We went through 6 years of total Republican control and we got Alito and Roberts on a Supreme Court that gave us Citizens United which has arguably done more to undercut American democracy than anything in the modern…

You’re not wrong—not at all—but I’m less concerned with the degree of liberalism of the candidates than the liberalism of the justices and judges s/he would appoint. If a Democrat wins the presidency, nothing will get done for four years; if a Republican wins, we become a petro-theocracy. The real advantage to a…

Cynical nonsense—I’m sick of hearing this bullshit.

The single unfunniest comedian working right now, and that appearance was a complete embarrassment for her.