Hawt take.

Seriously? You’ve never heard of a woman complaining that she feels rejected by her male partner and needs affirmation? Jesus Christ.

Houston is the worst city in TX.

SCROTUS? Or Jonad?

People just can’t take a fucking joke. Simple as that. Jesus.

The average male deuce drop takes anywhere from 15 to 70 minutes.

How is it a secret if everyone knows about it? Slow news day?

AirPort Extreme with 13 antennas instead of 6 and smarthome compatibility.

• Getting super easily offended

Greatest thing ever.

I think the point of BLM is to have a national discussion, and that inherently means that people who are not black will be involved, will have input, and will support the movement. Telling people to stfu because they aren’t black isn’t helpful at all.

This is really nice of them. They don’t need to be friendly to pirates.

Not even, dude.

East Asian-Americans, South Asian-Americans, South American-Americans

The problem with this post is twofold:

Great article. I support the BLM movement, although I must say you kind of lost me at one point in the article:

“Bobby Finger” reported? He just read the fucking Us Weekly article!

Radiohead - In Rainbows. Shuffled. Thank me later.

No. Instead of being a candidate who is bought, he is a candidate who WOULD DO THE BUYING! He just cut out the middle man!

Tequila and soda, I just threw up in my mouth.