Sidesaddle.

With Mother, of course.

He’s had almost 3 years to send her to prison. Its like she's TOTALLY EXONERATED! NO CRIME! You’d think his base would maybe realize he’s been playing them.

He's talking about Muslim immigrants in Sweden, a real bugaboo for alt-righters. Something something white homeland, something muh crusades 

Except that the swedish PM has no power of the judicial system. He might as well demand that Alexander Skarsgård release the guy. 

You may be right, but probably best to shoot up an IKEA just to be safe

Literally a tweet for every occasion.

“We are who we are" - Ke$ha

Not really anything wrong with an American president publicly applying pressure on a foreign country on behalf of an American citizen who is quite possibly being treated unfairly because of his race.

“...Sweden should focus on its real crime problem!”

“Today is the day he became President!” raves Centrist punditry

Meanwhile Imran Khan looks like he’s trying to decide if he could get away with just shooting Trump now.

But he’s a self-serious grumble donkey, not an affable lad like yourself- so isn't it harder on him? 

I play polo-style from the golf cart without ever once stopping the cart completely. He knows nothing about slow play frustration.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

Worthless deplorable subhuman garbage.

He will celebrate it, proud that his army of white supremacist terrorist minions did what he commanded them to do.

Someone will die.

MAGA roundtable: “Ok, everyone’s got their anti-Semitic attack points ready for Democratic candidates, right?”