The day the last person uses the word “memelord” is the day we all benefit. Fuck, but the 4Chanization of Facebook and other internet spaces is such a really annoying thing to deal with.

Not to condone violence, but...

I’m not sure what everyone wanted him to do in this situation. He’s not allowed to use his hands.

The NFL is a better place when Marshawn Lynch is there.

Police mistook Blake for someone else who, the Times reported, was “an Australian businessman who, it turned out, was not connected to the suspects or to their scheme.”

“These numbers are reminscent of Russell Westbrook’s horrifying gourth quarters against the Thunder, only with less scoring.”

With the Sophie Turner thing it’s quite clearly “motherfucker” (otherwise she’s pronouncing the g in the N word several times), it’s just the shit gym music drowns out the “mother” sylabble.

A tattoo of a motorcycle? That Brad is so practical: It’s two mid-life crisis buys in one!

The New York Times reported on Monday Police Chief John Haber admitted that video footage from body cameras revealed that the car had actually been pulling away away from police when shots were fired.

Waiting for those assholes who were just sooo sure the cops were telling the truth, who claimed that OF COURSE these Black teenagers were drunk and breaking the law and tried to run the cops over. OF COURSE this cop wasn’t lying. If these kids weren’t doing anything wrong, they wouldn’t have been shot. Because the…

You know what the crazy thing is? He’s old. This is his 14th season in the league, and he’s played another 2 1/2 seasons worth of playoff games. And he’s played a ton of minutes, spent three other summers on the Olympic team, and he’s still looking like he’s going to dominate the conference. You’re supposed to slow…

Seemingly every year, the NBA Playoffs prove that the regular season is too long by half.

He said ‘driving through’ not ‘enjoying an intimate date in’ Times Square. This goes for the dufus who starred you as well.

It really doesn’t sound like she dumped him, it sounds like she got weird after finding out he was in such a big movie. Especially given his, ‘I had to block her on my phone’ comment.

Then that would be pretty superficial. If I went on a date with someone and said “What do you do?” and they pointed at movie poster with them on it and said “That actually.” or whatever, I would have probably would have replied “Really?! That is amazing!” and so forth.

This guy has an estimated net worth of around $50,000,000 and he thinks he already has brain damage from his job but thinks he just has to accept it instead of retiring.

I have never played football beyond the high school level, and I walk into grocery stores and can’t remember what I needed to get.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

Maybe they could make up at a bar and Patrick can offer to buy Russell and his crew a round. Not a second round, though.