Cam Newton took a team to the Super Bowl with Ted Fucking Ginn as his WR1. That shouldn’t get you the MVP that should get you canonized.

Watch them win the Premier League next season and then fire their manager 9 months later.

Eli’s just upset these messages were intercepted, but really he shouldn’t be surprised.

Dudes, you can clearly see Harden pinch him. Now, I hate Draymond, but that was justified.

That photo shows proof of the right decision being made.

That might be true but he still didn’t have to be such a dromedary queen about it.

That kid is such a dramaderi queen

I mean, what kind of day did that kid think he was in for? His parents must have sold him on alpaca lies.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

My “favorite” is when they praise God for “delivering” them from a horrible incident, but said incidents still killed like several people.

If God is so great why was she in a car crash in the first place, doofus Wilson? This thinking makes zero sense and religious people don’t even notice.

Wow, stomping on a guy when he’s down—that Mings is merciless.

Why do designers refuse to believe that two people can have the same (awful) idea? Jesus.

Its too bad Chanel did a similar bag in 1990

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

Yes, that was particularly short-sighted of him (well, that and referring to a transgendered man as a “weirdo”). Hitchens was indeed quite the provocateur, he could piss anyone off. But he did so with incredibly intellectual heft that dispalyed an incredibly well-read mind — Milo isn’t even a pale shadow of him.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.