i have never seen malia's hair in that style in real life. interesting choice. just saying.

am i the only one who thinks that this dress and the color doesn't do her service? it reminds me of a bridesmaid dress. love the accessories though!

@JLady: in bridal planet that's def what it is. :)

NOM NOM NOM NOM

i'd like some chocolate, salty balls, please

lipsmacking good!

@circlelinelovah: it must taste so bad going down...almost as bad as it will feel when he poos it out come barack's inauguration when he AGAIN is left behind in the dust!!!

young man....geez louise...barack is NOT just a "young man"....

aaargh you weirdo

y'all sound...um...way snarky. of course, but still...

ok upon closer inspection, even though y'all say that the dude on the cover is the author, it's not.

he is so fugly on this cover, but even more ridiculous, he's AIRBRUSHED and made like fifteen shades lighter! talk about self hate! he looks nothing like the cover (not better or worse, just equally as fug):

if he DID say it, then he is a total medal scrotum. or metal foreskin. or just a medal dick. why must he always undermine her attempts to be funneh and relatable on teh teevee?

LOL. I HATE HIM AND LOVE THIS POST. any woman who dates him will forever be bombarded with fanmail full of baby wipes...

@KaliMama (Ganesha is my Om boy): jlo? LOL.

help y'all...i don't get it! and i luv lolkat speak and i get all the other ones, why would she want to quit shoes? i saw bbm...halp a sad girl who will be biting her nails until someone explains to mah brain...

loves. i want to be as comfy with self and self's needs when i am old.

mah imagez! ah need dem!

am i the only one who thinks they're snorting up?

pwoned!