My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

There was an Onion article about Obama just going around the country hugging everyone as his farewell tour. Can ... can that be real please?

I’ve realized that my greatest achievement in life is probably that Ms. Fisher once “liked” a tweet I twitted.

Oh, go fuck yourself or some other Bernie Bro. No one wants to hear it from you. It’s stupid and tired and false.

Fuck this planet. Fuck everything, man. Just everything.

This. No joke, but this will easily rank up there as one of the worst moments of my life, and I’ve had some really bad ones, already.

Even if Trump weren’t the monster he is, Hillary’s loss would still break my heart. She deserves this - has worked so hard for so many years in perfect preparation - and she got cut off at the knees by media exploitation of a stupid email story and being a woman (including a re-visiting of such story by a Republican,…

Literally no one worked harder and more directly to prevent “all this Trump bullshit” than Hillary Clinton.

Absolutely.

I will NEVER not be heartbroken over this election.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

SHE. DESERVES. BETTER.

You don’t CONTROL her. And she doesn’t need your FEEDBACK. She can have a child ANY TIME, ANY PLACE she wants. ALRIGHT? Your opinion DOESN’T REALLY MATTER.

I think when the 2 Corinthians walked into a bar, they changed that.

In the photo of Obama and Clooney, Obama is the hot one.

I cannot believe we are going from this to a senile orange cat turd.

My nephew’s circumcision went very, very badly and now I understand what President-elect Trump has been dealing with all his life. It’s nice when we can relate to our celebrities through our personal experiences.