$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

It was ALWAYS security theatre.

The statement released by the TSA was incredibly fucking condescending and dismissive of their horrible actions.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

1.) Dr. Bronners. Get it. Use it. You’re welcome.

also congrats on the bebe! And maintaining what sounds like most of your sanity :)

We both use Dove unscented soap and Shea Moisture shampoo and conditioner because it cured our dandruff. Our bathroom is organized, our skin and hair is healthy, and we are still having sex. This is extra cool because we just had a baby 11 weeks ago, so for us, I can say it 100% doesn’t matter.

This is why despite not theoretically having a problem with the idea of using my husband’s soap, I’m definitely not using his Irish Spring neon green bar.

But are you guys still fucking or...?

I just have my wife hose me down in the backyard once a week, so this has not been an issue.

Truth. I’m a professional bikini waxer, have been for 10 years. Nothing grates on me more than a woman says, “why would you want all the hair gone? I don’t want to look like a 12 year old” Ugh. Ladies. You are grown-ass women. Not having pubic hair does not take away from you being and looking like a grown-ass woman.…

When I learned she’s only 26, I definitely started questioning my life choices.

Jessica’s one of those people whose very presence reminds me that I have done jackshit with my life. I’m going to go crawl under the blankets and eat doritos and cry.

As I posted above (I’m in the greys, so small chance anyone will ever read this):

looks like traveler heaven to me.

The truly important thing though... what day of the week, what time of the day, and what terminal was this? I have NEVER been in MIA when it wasn’t a teaming morass of a hellmouth crowded with hordes of people!!! I’m so jealous!

This photo makes me sad. Empathy is the WORST.

I always get irrationally excited about the Olympics. I’m not super into sports or especially patriotic but every 2 years I'm glued to NBC in a way that confuses my TV. This girl is amazing. I hope she gets all the medals.

Ooooh, I don’t know much about hairspray, but can we do this for non-crunchy volumizing mousse too???

Ooooh, I don’t know much about hairspray, but can we do this for non-crunchy volumizing mousse too???

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”