I know the prevailing opinion is that simmons was/is a douche, and being such a homer was at times annoying, I have to say I love his columns. Strictly because they are entertaining, and he is only a little older than me, so most of his references are right up my ally. He’s a fanboy who writes in the style of fanboys,…

Juliet & Jacoby v. Weaver & Juzwiak — who ye got?

So, honest question: will you actually come back and admit that you got two black people mixed up and casually suggested that an innocent person committed domestic violence because you were SO MAD that Deadspin isn’t ignoring Mayweather’s shittiness, or will you just seethe and hope no one notices?

The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-Impressionists?

Yup.

The intersection of the demographics of "watches prime-time over-the-air network drama" and "listens to the cutting edge of hip-hop and R&B" is vanishingly small. Other than you, I doubt more than a handful of viewers can tell (or care about) the musical differences between 2009 and 2015.

Yeah, he could hate on other people over their automotive choices.