Talk about a Paul Bunyan-sized carbon footprint.

@Questioning Everything: No worries. I've read that the state dinner is being prepped as the season finale.

Remember NBC and Bravo are under the same corporate umbrella. Any spin-off from the Real Housewives of DC is of financial interest to both NBC and Bravo.

@jenrobe: And only 76.82% of Americans believe the Bloomin' Onion is an Aussie delicacy.

@A Small Turnip: Ditto. Did the writer get a better job at the BeBe store next door?

@special_boots: The quote came from a magazine interview AGES ago. It's always stuck with me.

Well, Po, you once said that your perfect woman would have a PhD and look like a Playboy Playmate.

@quatrevingtquatre: There's probably a company discount.

@rodmanstreet: Me as well. La Doonan can do no wrong.

@JerseyGrrrl: How are these two even related? Are they half brothers? They look nothing alike.

Huh. I would have thought Jezebel would be stoked over the "No more girly dresses" part.

Um, not saying anything and returning to perusing my holiday J.Crew catalog.

@chinaplate: Because it pretty much is. Kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal.

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: For some reason, I'm taking extreme pleasure at getting under your skin.

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith:

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: As is your mutilation of the English language. Antipodean charm, just as I remember it.

She's Jewish? Can we kick her out? #bridezillaskaren

@wednesdayam: Well, this Jew got pretty damn sick of seeing swastiskas spray-painted EVERYWHERE and ads with Adolf Hitler selling pizza in a supposed clean green liberal paradise.

@wednesdayam: So he's OK with the rampant child abuse, xenophobia, anti-Semitism, the shamefully low wages, and the sky-high cost of living? And a little something called the "Tall Poppy Syndrome?" #aislingsymes

Can someone please explain to me Jezebel's fascination with the country of New Zealand? I just spent two awful years there and found nothing redeeming about the people or the place. #aislingsymes