Lars Ulrich SOLD his Basquiat.

In New Zealand, the show is called "The Girls of the Playboy Mansion" (we wouldn't want to confuse things) and the naughty bits are not blurred out. It's a silicone and Brazilian free-for-all!

Is it January yet?

I wish my adoptive parents would have been screened more thoroughly. Just because your white, tall, and beautiful does not mean you can parent.

Dang, these gossip round-ups are getting unwieldy.

Can I introduce legislation in Colorado that forces every pro-life nutjob to adopt an unwanted child? Please?

@sarah.not.palin.will.vote.for.obama.on.tuesday: Well, I live in NZ and can vouch for Kiwi social autism. The country is one big effin' frat house.

@morninggloria: I thought this one had be debunked as a hoax.

Yes, dear, now please go away.

I thought that was Aerin Lauder.

@chatterboxwriting: That CRNP wouldn't happen to be (have been) working for a Northeast side practice in Indianapolis?

@claudia_kishi: Probably. The company's founder is an ultra right-wing nutjob who poured tons of money into Rick Santorum's campaigns.

@Mr_Human: I hide my horns in my Jewfro.

@Beets.Go.On: New Zealand is the Arkansas of the South Pacific. You do not want to come here. TRUST.

@howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): New Zealand is the Arkansas of the South Pacific. You do not want to come here. TRUST.

Lucien Pellat-Finet did the whole skull and pot leaf thing a decade ago.

Does any one remember when Donna Karan was a size 14? Before her raw food and yoga obsessions.

@CerealMoms: I had to have anti-nausea medication as well (a different one) for my pregnancy. Feeling seasick 24/7 is the circle of Hell Dante forgot to write about. Oh yeah, he was a dude.

@persepolis: And you know this bit is going to be about how Bruno thinks he's busting into THE Prada show. Love it!

@persepolis: And you know this bit is going to be about how Bruno thought he was busting into THE Prada show. Love it!