While I don’t go shirtless around town, I’ll be dammed if I can’t walk around my property shirtless during the balls hot and humid summers. If I want to BBQ or trim the hedges shirtless, so be it.

It’s amazing how far this is playing out. It is being claimed, in a secret report from anonymous sources, that Russia’s hack of Democrat’s emails is what this is about. Not that Russia directly hacked the voting machines or counters, but an indirect affecting of the vote by releasing information — and actual…

You don’t pronounce it “hors-uh”? You heathen.

Restricted area with terrible service? That’s basically just south Jersey. Sounds legit to me.

Maybe the car salesman is a creep - hard to imagine - and was swiping through pics on the guys phone to see if there was anything good. He sees the nude and sends it to his swinger email address. I see it as an entirely plausible scenario.

He was being cheeky. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams were not natural born citizens of the US because the US did not exist when they were born. Their citizenship was enough to be president because they were a “citizen” at the time of the adoption of the Constitution.

Wait, your bacon lasts long enough to make it to a sandwich? You’re doing something wrong.

Sans the IG pictures, that’s me. I’m leaving now.

It all depends on your record, compared to the other three teams in your division, after 16 games. There have been teams that went 7-9 that have gone into the post-season.

For illustration, here is their shared driveway. The first house is the neighbor’s. The one in back is Williams’.

And tomatoes. You forgot the tomatoes.

Money. She is setting up a lawsuit claim and expects money.

As well as life and everything.

Isn’t the answer always:

Commanche

The levitating is pretty cool though

Keys, two phones (one for work), wallet, sunglasses/reading glasses (they get switched), stuffed puppy/whatever my kids bring that they realize they do not want after travelling 10 ft into wherever we are going. Cargo shorts rock even for short trips out because I do not put anything in my back pockets if I can avoid…

Gotta go with the Commanche.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

I read this in a Yoda voice.