Let’s be honest. You would probably have an erection the entire time, so it’s not really necessary.

I had a ‘93 SI. Different generation but I love both. Was one of the most fun cars I owned.

Did they try restarting the computer?

What everyone else uses it for, porn

Any comment with a LAN party gets a star from me.

In defense of rednecks, it’s really not them. They want to be able to conceal carry on planes that they will never fly on.

And now my shitty day is complete.

Wait, a certified cop speedo starts a 10 mph? That sounds about right.

I thought if your tire pressure was off you would immediately crash into the nearest group of bystanders. Or is that only BMW’s?

It’s called leverage. People are in debt up to their ears, and that’s if they are fiscally responsible!

I want to move to Japan now. The cops seem really cool and friendly.

What about spearing a drone?

Does it come with a digital tire pressure gauge?

I even had this problem at a dealership. I used to own an engine swapped CRX with an Integra throttle body. I went to Acura because I needed a new TPS sensor.

Meh, they all look like dogs taking a shit to me.

Did you spend time in Tijuana by any chance?

Deer can and do kick the shit out of the windshield. Let your nightmare remain.

I once had something in the area of $34 in my bank account. I took out $20 and it actually pumped out $60. I freaked out because the bank was closed and I didn’t want them to charge me for over-drafting. The next morning I went and gave the money back. I have no idea if they ever would have known.

What is the maximum payload capacity in sheep?

“What on earth are they putting in the milk these days?”