I can’t imagine why a team would not want to sign a guy who is in the process of suing them.

He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

Yes sir, you have won Today’s Internet! (Sirens go off, bells ring, confetti falls from ceiling.’).

“It’s a funny moment, when you’re a young person, and you come across an even younger person who is deeply, unambiguously, in every thinkable respect, cooler than you.”

Then you get to be older, and you realize how terribly uncool and awful you used to be, back when you thought you were cool, and ranked others on their…

Because when you work at a company that is entirely young people you are going to be the deadwood at the top and they know it.

Wait.

I have a newsroom?

Christ, they should definitely unionized. I have been completely oblivious to their needs and existence.

Sometimes hands are just hands.

“Meh, I’ve been thrown out of nicer countries than this.”

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

That’s horrible.

Stick to actual journalism, maybe?

That’s gonna be worth about ten bucks once Gloria Allred holds a press conference with da Vinci’s victims.

And liberals/progressives will never learn this lesson. They like the self-righteousness too much. Oh well, enjoy the conservative control of government for another generation!

No, I mean their politicians whenever they’re attacked for something. Conservatives rally and keep them in office while liberals/progressives immediately throw them to the wolves. Ask Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama.

So the big topic of a Republican Senatorial candidate embroiled in a sex scandal will end with a Democratic Senator being forced to resign. Like clockwork.

Man, I just don’t get this thing. Who wants to touch a stranger’s hair? Gross and weird.

I call BS. No one was working overtime selling Coyotes tickets. I’ve seen the crowds.

Two Worlds, One Cup.

The OP also makes a straw man out of a straw man. It’s not just the ax murderers, it’s the guy who’d march across his lawn and break his annoying neighbor’s jaw, but he won’t because he doesn’t want to get arrested and fired. Or a serial sexual assailant. Or just some psycho who wants to start shit to get his jollies…

So she really will forget more basketball than I know.