But he’s 1/1 from close range.

And here I thought Popsicle Pete was messed up...

This is the best thing I’ve read on Gawker Media in months.

It’s also on GOG.

You’re probably joking, but sadly that’s true. When our highway infrastructure was built 60(!) years ago it was done so as a means of national defense. It’ll probably need that mentality again if we’re going to actually fix our crap roads.

Only if it’s with a side of jelly beans. Served raw, of course.

Jimmy Carter looks like a high-school principal or school superintendent, whereas Ted Cruz looks like a car salesman who serves as a trustee on the school board. One is the face for the community and deals with kids and parents on a daily basis, and the other wants to take away free and discounted lunches because “too…

You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine.

I thought that comment was excessively harsh, and then I took your advice and read his last few comments, and I don’t think you went far enough.

As gia also mentions:

Uploading DRM-free games seems like a perversion of the entire process. I’m not going to get bent out of shape if someone cracks a UPlay or TAGES (is this still a thing?) DRM-ed game, but there’s no excuse to torrent a DRM-free game if you live in a 1st world country.

—Excerpts from Stop Fucking Crying; or, How I Learned to Understand the Lebron Haters and Turned Against the Best Basketball Player of the Current Generation.

With Brady as the triggerman and Gronk holding shotgun, they’re gunning for everything. If anyone in the AFC East faces them in a dark alley they should beg for mercy. But knowing Belichick, he’ll tell his guys to fire away even after the other side has lost all hope.

And they all went bankrupt apparently. Strong example.

The flavor Tomato Basil is fantastic. Too bad one serving is basically the entire bag.

He’s not traveling, he just has a long gait. At no point does he pick up his dribble (outside of his layup) or do anything that would be considered a travel.

Seth will make Shadaloo great again!

It’s a big planet. I’m sure somewhere a good man died today.

It’s cool. Gary Hart torpedoed his 1984 campaign with a series of errors, such as when he mentioned that before American fighter pilots fire on aircraft that they fly up to cockpits and look at the uniforms of the other pilots (which is impossible to do), or when his New Ideas platform was mocked by Mondale’s “Where’s…

Gary Hart’s Monkey Business scandal was in 1987, not 1984.