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Pontiac GTO. Underrated sports car that was let down by its looks not effectively telegraphing the performance. I dig the looks, BTW. Mechanically, parts availability should be just fine, as long as you don’t crash it and need body panels. The ones in your price range are probably gonna be rough around the edges, but

What will they fall for next?

Selling paint protection on a car that has no paint.  What will these suckers fall for next?

Repulsive little twat.

I really appreciate that first paragraph. I’ve been a Jalopnik fan for over 15 years, but the recent flood of Tesla/Musk-related posts has been pretty disappointing. While I love my Model 3, I’m not a fan of Musk. I do think there’s a way to critique him while still acknowledging that Teslas can be both incredible

I say no emissions regulations for vehicles”

Teslas are definitely not known to have bugs after updates where people can’t open their doors, even with the manual latch

“buy ICE cars which never catch on fire after an accident”

The alternative headline for this should be “Tesla catches on fire after accident like every other car can, killing two people, but even though there were probably a dozen other car accidents last week alone where the car caught on fire, we’re reporting on it

So if I’m reading you right, none of us should be buying cars capable of exploding in an impact? Also, we need to be sure nothing about the purchase of the vehicle or its fuel source funds any fascist oligarchs, right?  No problem!

Point me to a lefty multi-billionaire who threatens personal violence against the president, and I’ll hate that guy, too.

I would really love some reporting on how Boeing was awarded $4.2B for this contract while SpaceX was awarded only $2.6B and SpaceX is saving these astronauts.

I really wonder about all the military spending and what our ROI on it really looks like by continuing to fund Lockheed, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon,

Honestly, when isn’t Volkswagen in a crisis? I feel like there’s a new crisis at VW every couple years, and then they fix it by either spending the money to make cars better and not prone to breaking or they cut expenses and make their cars objectively worse for a while.

4.44 miles per kw at 70 mph is great efficiency!

The base model starts at $69,900. Are you surprised that a bleeding-edge tech luxury car is $111,000?

Kia Stinger GT is a touch larger version of the G70 and they are a blast to drive. You’ll likely get the remainder of the warranty too.

What a surprise... a middle aged, fat, bald, white man with a goatee.  

(looks at his pic) Lord knows he hasn’t...

Wow. So he’s an extra helping of dipshit.

Even saying the name Harley Davidson makes you think of the American flag.

As a lib, I feel so owned after seeing this video.