At least you got in the fridge (I hope).

Or as well attended as a Trump rally/inauguration.

It’s been almost 3 years with zero to show for it. Time to let it go and focus on winning next year

Seems like this was about as successful as a Trump impeachment. 

Mass shootings killed around 300 people last year. Tragedies to be sure, but statistically very rare. You’re more likely to get hit by lightning, literally. You’re much more likely to be killed by a drunk driver.

Looks like something Google’s Deep Dream would come up with if you fed it a bunch of supercars:

CP, not because it’s a replica (it isn’t, really), but rather a bad car, wearing a nice car’s suit.

If your gonna do a replica, at least make it the correct proportions, like this lambo.

Did someone say.......aliens?

The teen’s one-piece swimsuit had reportedly bunched up and was showing her “intergluteal cleft,”

Very legal and very cool!

Yeah I wonder how many fixes are because the player knows they are on a team with a legit shot to win the Superbowl.

Winning a lot probably has something to do with that

Funny, he’s also known as the only guy who can prevent another Giants Super Bowl victory.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

TOTAL EXONERATION!

Huh. It’s almost like well-run organizations have no issuebringing in “problem” players... Maybe I could draw some conclusions about how shitty organizations are structurally incapable of handling these same players!

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

That’s where I’m at too. Same thing turned me off of Walking Dead when Dwight showed up, killed Denise in cold blood, and then within a few episodes was supposed to be this guy just struggling to survive.