squirrels are just rats with nice tails. At least in the city.

This story misses the most important part, though: what code was the car throwing?

The deprivation of common necessities that determine the quality of life, including food, clothing, shelter and safe drinking water.

Yes, But in terms of sheer numbers,  Global capitalism takes the cake,  with approximately 100 million people being pulled out of poverty every year .  No small feat.

Friend of mine parked his E46 Touring in an open-air lot down by the East River in NYC. I told him it wasn’t the best idea, as he didn’t really use the car much and it would be sitting there for long periods of time, and that he should park in the municipal lot I used up on Delancey. Couldn’t convince his cheap ass.

Fact...Global capitalism, the free market, has pulled more people out of poverty worldwide than any other system in human history, by multiple levels of magnitude.

This transcends “bofa deez” into a true work of art.

How rich were you when Obama and his Executive Order pen was in office?

“Natural death” means they’re against medically-assisted suicide.

The billionaires aren’t coming to save you. The electric cars, space travel? It’s for themselves.

Agreed. 100%
But I have to tell you something. The Root and it’s writers ARE the trolls. They got me. And they got you. And we are feeding them our clicks. Most of their views are rage clicks and they know it. It’s the only explanation for how such smart people can be so consistently dumb.

They are feeding people who…

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

I look at this and think “it’s nice, but why would you restore something that recent?”.

I’m assuming these burglars were hired by some automobile company

Dollars to donuts he had a friend putting in offers the he knew wouldn’t meet reserve to try to to entice people to bid on it.  Even $6k is way too much for this car.

Not only he's got the balls to ask $6500, someone offered $6000 and he passed! 

THAT is how a car should look when you put it up for sale.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Thank you for doing this article focusing on the victims.

Are people not allowed to be civil and even kind to whom they disagree with anymore?