LITERALLY CHECKS ALL THE BOXES...!!!

Not enough explosions. Totally fake.

Next thing you are going to say is that he’s a good kid that was a victim of his circumstances.

Do stupid things, win stupid prizes.

I have no remorse for this criminal that assaulted a woman, almost ran over a good Samaritan while committing an illegal act. Fuck him and honestly, fuck you for trying to defend him.

Says he assaulted an officer. Dude got what he deserved.

It’s a performance mod.

Highway Patrol officers fall into three categories:

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

For some reasons it really bothers me that it has 2 cockipts

...if you’re his employer maybe. Personally he sounds awfully bitter and kind of a douche, knowing that he has got lawyers involved in this over his “record”.

Come to South Dakota where quads are road legal* and I can ride them year round.

Ah, I see it now. According to my school computer, it’s been referenced nine times. Nine. Times.

Dear old people with money: This is how your corvette should look like!