Good Boy! Very good boy!

Over/under on how many flight hours until it just snaps at the middle of the connecting wing?

I’mjust not interested in whether he’s nice or not. He does his job, well.

That ringing in your ears?

...But in the best kind of way.

No, good for the Met security guards. Just because she has an awesome Instagram page doesn’t mean she can enter dressed like a possible crazy person. Because if this went like “Some ass threw garbage all over a Monet at the Met, ...and he was let in dressed like Oscar the Grouch,” you know it would have fallen on the…

Good for Amazon. Fuck taxes.

I don’t care that it’s acting. ...I still watch the NBA as well.

All the girls look like they have an extra 7 inches of leg.

Do they really bring you pastries???

I hope the buyer lives in the country. Because I can’t think of a single municipality that would tolerate this tenement on wheels parked on city streets for more than 12 hours.

That necklace and earrings though...

But they look like really big fingers?

Nope, preexisting condition.

I know this is pretty difficult to judge from the video. But what is the chance for recovery from an injury like this?

Really looks fantastic in black. The grill disappears and loses the overly enthusiastic smile. You mom picked up a fantastic looking car.

Well, they were out in the wilderness with a busted helicopter. What else do you think they ate?

Is it old?

When I was 18, curling seemed like the lamest sport on the planet. Now that I’m 42, curling looks fun as hell.