Limit yourself to just your backyard or justice of the peace. Limit your guest count to no more than 30.

Bummer about the casting on Kubo, I love that movie.

Smoke rings... The humanity of it all. How will we ever recover?

She’s got a look and temperament for TV. She could probably get a job in commentary.

COTD.

If you’re down on your luck and your significant other is pregnant with your third child, buy this van.

I threw a Deen Koontz book overboard while at sea because it was so bad. It was an overcast day over dark blue, deep North Atlantic water. Watching it quickly disappear out of my life forever was very appropriate.

“Men Reportedly Being Careful”

Looks absolutely fantastic. I’d buy it in a nano-sec if I had the money.

BEST Big-Rig Driver EVER! That driver deserves a flipping award!

I’m glad companies are distancing themselves from Louis CK. But the removal of movies like I Love You, Daddy sucks for those involved who aren’t sexual abusers. Was there something about that movie that enabled sexual predators (beyond payment to Louis)? What does Chloë Grace Moretz think about the cancellation of her…

This is probably one of the best comments I’ve ever seen in my 10'ish years cruising Gawker sites.

Ya know, I love this story and everything involved.

When does “purpose” matter to the recently murdered? Is someone who died in the OKC bombing any less dead than the 26 who died this Sunday? Is someone who died in the Nice truck attack any less dead than someone who died in Las Vegas, NV?

Does 9/11/2001 count as a suicide “bombing”?

I would have guessed 2007.

Thanks for the video.

Why can’t they just make two different classes of sex offender? One for parties that were three years or less difference in age. And one for the Pedo kind?

Miata.