I’d be more comfortable paying $3000 or lower. $4000 seems like a lot.

Front end: “Hold on, hello. What do we have here...?”

I was told Land Rover/Range Rover have some of the lowest levels of repeat-customers. Is this true?

So, you’re suggesting new cars require the driver to display proficiency in calculus, or calculate compounding interest rates, before placing the vehicle in “park”?

How DARE she?

Old people always use racist language. Socially appropriate vocabulary changes drastically over their 70+ years.

Being told your Miata is a girl’s car.

If you suggested anything with a racing tuned suspension or a manual transmission, then you really are getting just what you deserve.

Old, busted rides that break down when you absolutely need them.

An image of me naked, standing next to a naked 52-year old Keanu would easily skew over towards “modern art”.

Quite a bit of argument goes to the pros/cons of this theory. But what about the implementation? When you empower the government to take such an active role in wealth redistribution, they do exactly that.

What a sucker. Ya blew it, Thicke.

Yup, storage for cocaine.

As bad as these may be, I feel like Papa John’s came out ahead. They look less like total garbage over Pizza Hut.

I love Martha.

Wow, not knowing anything about what is/isn’t legal, couldn’t he have found some other families at the school/team to take in a player?

Halloween is such a fine time for Stranger Things.

Privilege comes from the color of your skin. Privilege does not come from physical ability, intelligence, charisma, sound judgement, creativity, or ambition.

So, it’s Tom’s white-privilege that makes him great at quarterback?

Brady should have just held his eye contact for 20 uncomfortable silent seconds.