I actually had a tire guy tell me to just leave off the locking lug nuts on my CRV. He said that no one bothers to “just” steal the rims/tires anymore. Not when they can steal the entire car in a fraction of the time.

...So, about 10,000 customers at Home Depot?

Whenever police appraise the value of theft items or drugs, it’s always at the maximum retail value they’ve ever seen. It makes them look more important.

I’m sure you’re a nice guy/gal. And I really do wish you the best in life. But...

I’m really glad you put “not for profit” in quotes. I’m often amazed how many just blankly assume for-profit = evil, and non-profit = charity.

Honda Crosstour?

That was like It’s a Small World, or Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

Star Citizen had a fantastic demo of new features this weekend. I know it’s still in development, but it’s my favorite game to play now (and log bugs :)).

Something tells me MS wasn’t really feeling the interview. How did you guys approach him? Was he already busy when you guys approached him and started firing off questions? If so, you should have at least had a prepared question to REALLY get under MS skin. Either go for a serious interview, or work on your smack…

Now that’s good television.

If I could afford it, I’d like it. :/

Did it come in a 6-cyl? I imagine a V6 with MT would be commuter heaven (in this bracket).

“Saw your boy on television last night...”

I think you completely missed his point; the review is bad. He was looking for a deeper dive into the car’s positives and negatives.

This project briefly sounded cool at the first headline. But as progress has been made, it just seems to be more and more a bad idea as time goes on. I don’t like the modifications they had to make to the chassis for the intake.

I really don’t care about coal-rollers because there are so damn few of them. But I had one asshat completely stop just so I would catch up, and he could belch out a cloud right on top of me. That was it. No previous encounter where he could have taken offence at something. Guess I committed the crime of driving an…

Yeah, with 2016 being the complete shitstorm it’s been so far, this is the least surprising and least offensive tidbit of the year.

You keep saying words, but all I see is IIISSSIIISSSS!!!!!

...I’m drawing a blank. What exactly do you look like with a headband? Black? Thug? Rafael Nadal? Jack Sparrow?