John Johnson all like, “‘Cause, baby, now we got bad blood/You know it used to be mad love/So take a look what you’ve done/‘Cause, baby, now we got bad blood”

Taylor Swift reminds me a lot of Martha Stewart. They are well dressed, polite, kind and can decorate and craft like no bodies business. I also think they honestly been the sweet things they do and go out of their way to say.

Someone criticized Taylor Swift. Can I request a wellness check on adultosaur?

He is the farm stand employee, who bumped into the evil faux preg chick at the coffee shop because COFFEE. And he also saw her and her scary boyfran outside the coffee shop.

A Deadly Adockption.

OK. I need everyone to know this:

They should have just called this thing A Deadly Dock. A Dockly Adoption. Dock dock dock

It's also written by a former SNL writer. I'm hoping for a plot twist at the end.

Whistling tea kettle...always the sign of evil approaching in the very near future.

LOL don’t delete it, sometimes internet humor is give or take, unless you use million emojies or something like that :))))

Well..I fell...quite silly now.

Wait. I think I realize the issue. You assume I am a man based on my screen name?

If you wish to have a discussion about my family dynamics and how it relates to my development as a person, we can have this conversation.

Variety is the spice of life. Unlearning old social ‘tudes from the 50’s is best with a chuckle. NPR isn’t the only source of socially conscious journalism. Jezebel has spirit.

I appreciate Jezebel’s relentless coverage of this cute baby.

I saw this on the court calendar here in Chicago and seriously thought it was a made-up holiday. I had never heard of it in my 28 years in this country.

Exactly. To give the No Notoriety message in full:

Several papers (disclaimer: including the one I work for) made the choice not to put Roof’s face on the front. The emphasis was on the victims and the attack. He doesn’t deserve the space.

“Why not publish a photo of Dylann Roof, the racist shooter of those nine victims? Don’t bury the lede.”

somewhere in the corner of the internet where they celebrate white history month, i imagine