“American Apparel’s familiar voice.”

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

The real Mark Twain plays the role of “dead man doing barrel rolls in the grave forever”

Why is Adam Sandler.

I am a cooper skinned afro caribbean girl with a shaved head, and I think I would look wonderful in those.

You could say that that dog has... expensive taste.

Spoken like a true legacy kid. I’m sure you had good qualifications; that doesn’t mean that all of your fellow legacies did. Your last paragraph is dead-on for the admissions part, but you’re ignoring that a huge amount of poor kids drop out of ivies not because they can’t keep up academically, but because they feel…

You’re sort of implying here that legacy kids are getting in because they have superior qualifications, resulting from the opportunities they’ve had in their lives. But the colleges don’t even pretend that— they are pretty open that being a legacy makes you more likely to get in, regardless of your actual…

I hope Steve Buscemi adopts her.

Someone please please adopt Ari and post endless pictures of her here! This cannot be the last time I see that face. Is interstate dog adoption a thing??

I have some of those things but people still like me...

My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?

From the actual CDC study: “While there is no consensus on optimal IPI, research has shown that short intervals (less than 18 months) and long intervals (60 months or more) were associated with higher risks of adverse health outcomes.”

Also: “However, further studies are needed to assess whether IPI is independently…

You tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me too, and goddamned if I’m not the most class-conscious person in whatever room I'm in. It’s a gift and a curse.

My husband grew up poor, and has a similar mentality now. Now that he’s doing well in life, he’s been obsessed with making sure Baby Ruth has, like, the most rediculous Baby Gap wardrobe I’ve ever seen. I’m not sure if he was worried that the other seven month-olds might make fun of him or what, but it’s funny when I…

This starts so early. I was always the kid with the less-cool version of whatever the must-have thing was. (Purely for reasons of being poor and it being even slightly cheaper and my mom trying to do her best.) And honestly, it’s taken me a long time to live down that feeling.

I know! I think I read an article a while ago that basically victim-blamed them for being endangered. Essentially said they’re easily bullied by other predators into giving up their kills. :(

They don’t just walk the cheetahs at the San Diego zoo, each cheetah also has an emotional support dog buddy assigned to each one so they aren’t constantly stressed. Same with their wolves. It’s fucking adorable as hell.