Nope, why would you suggest that it's ever ok to touch someone's thigh without their permission? I was making a 6:00 joke

It would be awesome if all women could walk into a police station and report every time they've been touched against their consent. Society would probably break down trying to handle the caseload, though.

Man I bet rich old farts miss life before the internet SO MUCH.

That roller coaster fucks you harder and more uncomfortably than an adderral fueled freshman frat boy, the last time I was on that thing I couldn't turn my head for a fucking week.

Actually, I'm pretty sure you can get a court order along those lines, but more importantly, why would you want to? If a teenager who had a baby at 16 is neglectful, is she doomed to be neglectful for the rest of her life? I'd be a shame if someone went through all the hardship of getting their life together, getting…

Warms my heart to see so many jez readers support eugenics. It's almost as if (white) feminists have a long history of supporting such policies.

That's like saying it's okay for a prosecutor to go to someone accused of theft and offer them a plea bargain with no jail time as long as they agreed to have their hands cut off as punishment.

As a healthcare provider serving in Virginia, this is no surprise to me. I have never seen a "legal" forced sterilization but I've seen some "Mississippi appendectomies" where a patient was essentially given a sterilization without her informed consent. Every single patient with this story has been a woman of color.

I remember my mom making an offhand remark one day that my grandma refused to go to the tribal clinic while she was having a baby. She didn't want to be sterilized. She knew what happened to a number of women who went there and she didn't want to be one of them.

Yeah, but a lot of times guys will say they're into eating pussy, then find reasons not to, or to do it really badly and refuse to take direction, then still expect a cookie for their time. I mean, if a woman blowing a guy started biting at him and refused to stop, you wouldn't hear people telling the guy that he…

Right? 'Oh no guys! I looked at the world's blowjob inventory and there are missing blowjobs! We counted them all! A few are missing. Why isn't this cat lady coming up with the missing blowjobs?!"

Seriously, Annie Hall is so fucking good.

Taking a child to museums and concerts can be a lovely form of mentoring and spending time with a young person whilst introducing them to the cultural world. Or, it can be grooming, or (I think) 'dating' in the eyes of the predator.

I predict the tabloids will still have "Angie baby bump? Inside her miracle pregnancy" on their covers.

As the owner of a toddler, I could not fathom what I would do if I decided that he could not eat cheese. Cheese is pretty much his favorite food. That said, he hates meat. Maybe it's a toddler thing.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

Along with my series of oil self portraits "Nutellanude In Transit".

This is going to be my response to everything from now on.

Making a cat dance for one's life partner goes beyond the physical realm of pleasure. Slightly lifting a cat to a semi standing position and wiggling it to music is the most intimate experience two humans can share.

how do you not have a clear as shit mental picture