Inserting my cat's name into songs that I'm singing along to. "All The Scouty ladies! All the Scouty ladies!" "My Scoutaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" "Last Scout. Last Scout. For Scooooout." And since Kate Bush was mentioned, "Running up that Scout! Running up that Scooooout. With no Scoutleemmms"

Another pro-lifer GOP type who values life right up till birth.

If you could give less than a fuck, that means you still have some fuck to give. I gaze upon the fields where you grow your fucks and find that the crop has been bad, but it has borne a little fruit.

$94 million plus the enormous campus....I wonder what is going to happen to the land and buildings now. They can't just leave it as a ghost town, I hope. First, I hope they give a very generous settlement to faculty and staff because the hiring season is already over for next year in most fields! There is no way a…

We don't really have this at all in Canada, single-sex for grade/high school exists but I had to google to even find the name of the single women's only college. We have 1 in the whole country.

Not sure what my age has to do with it

"The depth and breadth of material?"

They live in...a house.

"When people first meet me, they always think that I'm a bitch," says Ashley Benson of Spring Breakers and Pretty Little Liars. "I always get called that. Always. Because I don't talk."

YOUR TEACHERS ALL USE THE INTERNET WE KNOW WHAT FLEEKS ARE

Please collect your afghan and your cats at the door.

Cause of death: gluten

i don't either, and neither does sarah miller

I would want to jump off a bridge, but all these stories about being reunited twenty years later would keep me around, like some living dead monster.

This is so not the point, but Zephany is probably the coolest name I have ever heard.

Things didn't turn out well for Janie in "The Face on The Milk Carton." I hope things go better for this young woman.

I'm so happy for Zephany's parents but I wonder how Zephany feels. The Guardian article didn't quote her and I can't imagine how hard it would be to find out the people you thought were your family were actually your abductors.

They are mixing up cleaning their house with cleaning their body. Maybe some sort of "my body is a temple" thing? Because baking soda (and vinegar, as noted below) make excellent cleaning products. Prooooobably less effective against cancer.

And coconut oil! Don't forget that coconut oil cures absolutely everything that baking soda and lemon juice can't. Let me talk at you about how great coconut oil is. You'll be really grateful, I promise.

One time I asked this girl I knew to the senior prom.

My grandmother wore a wedding dress to her own (and only) daughter's wedding. How did that not make the cut?