“Outstanding Performance on Effort” is a fine piece of understated comedy. 

I hope he finally made it from washing lettuce to assistant manager, when the big bucks come rolling in.

McDowell’s Employee of the Month.

Here’s what is coming to AV Club: No One

Please tell me there will be a location shoot at the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.

beginners class today huh?

From Al’s tweet about this: It’s a shame it won’t be called “2HF”

Hopefully it has a wheel of fish

“I’m so lucky to be in such good health and feel so good at this age. It’s amazing.”

It’s on the opposite year as Octember 112nd.

I’m sure the weather on January 32nd will be just as bad as Smarch.

So now we know that it doesn't matter if cows are slaughtered or they escape; either way, they have a good chance of becoming sliders. 

Jams Gandolfini sounds like a great cover band.

My favorite IRL Gandolfini story - terrible snow storm is coming down hard on an already-burried-in-the-snow NYC. A dude is trying to drive home safe and warm and gets stuck in ice and slush in Manhattan. Wheels spinning, going nowhere. All of a sudden the car starts rocking and dude sees a random guy pushing from…

My 18yo daughter was at the TS show. When the surge happened she was terrified, and with the help of a friend was able to fight were way back out of the crowd. She was so upset/disturbed they left the show. Same thing happenedd to me in ‘89 at Monsters of Rock. Was about 80 feet from stage when Van Halen came on, and…

Add a pressure plate set to the cat’s weight with a delay timer to activate the motor and I’ll throw cash at the Kickstarter.

Three men with enough money between them to solve, oh, any problem they really feel like solving decided to use their money to build pointless rockets that fly close to space, sit there for a few minutes, and then fly back.

That’s a wussy way to do it, real men chew ‘em up and spit ‘em out!

“You know what the worst part of about all these rape and abuse lawsuits against Manson are? The rape and abuse”-Norm MacDonald.

“Seems like a real jerk.” - Norm Macdonald.