“I’m so lucky to be in such good health and feel so good at this age. It’s amazing.”

It’s on the opposite year as Octember 112nd.

I’m sure the weather on January 32nd will be just as bad as Smarch.

So now we know that it doesn't matter if cows are slaughtered or they escape; either way, they have a good chance of becoming sliders. 

Jams Gandolfini sounds like a great cover band.

My favorite IRL Gandolfini story - terrible snow storm is coming down hard on an already-burried-in-the-snow NYC. A dude is trying to drive home safe and warm and gets stuck in ice and slush in Manhattan. Wheels spinning, going nowhere. All of a sudden the car starts rocking and dude sees a random guy pushing from…

My 18yo daughter was at the TS show. When the surge happened she was terrified, and with the help of a friend was able to fight were way back out of the crowd. She was so upset/disturbed they left the show. Same thing happenedd to me in ‘89 at Monsters of Rock. Was about 80 feet from stage when Van Halen came on, and…

Add a pressure plate set to the cat’s weight with a delay timer to activate the motor and I’ll throw cash at the Kickstarter.

Three men with enough money between them to solve, oh, any problem they really feel like solving decided to use their money to build pointless rockets that fly close to space, sit there for a few minutes, and then fly back.

That’s a wussy way to do it, real men chew ‘em up and spit ‘em out!

Double Jeopardy!

“You know what the worst part of about all these rape and abuse lawsuits against Manson are? The rape and abuse”-Norm MacDonald.

“Seems like a real jerk.” - Norm Macdonald.

It will be pre-empted for a football movie

Oh sure, when a Great Blue Heron swallows a rat whole, they’re considered a hero, but when I do it, it’s disgusting.

I think this means therefore that Weird Al has to become the host? Which, honestly, would be great.

In the words of the prophet, Weird Al, he lost on Jeopardy.

Yeah, the one guy passed away unfortunately. 

Aw that genuinely makes me sad. This dude is the only person I have ever thought sufficiently apologized for homophobic lyrics and stuff.

49 years old, heart failure, and he’s *just* gonna do one more world tour hitting every major market, performing *only* 3 or 4 nights a week this year........Mmkay, I’m gonna go drink four liters of Faygo a day til I can keep up with him, I guess.