Starts article expecting to be angry at David Harbour, ends article agreeing with David Harbour.

Where is the Salty Waitress????

Let me check my history books. I’ll get back to you on that.

It belongs in a museum!

Honestly, this sounds pretty fun for either a ’fuck it’ or last minute wedding. I’d rather do this and have some funny memories than a drive through wedding chapel. And I’d much rather spend $2100 on this than throw $21000 down the drain on a ‘real’ wedding. And much as it’s a meme, Taco Bell isn’t as bad as people…

You could go there to renew your vows.

We managed a wedding for 55 in Oak Park, IL for about that by having the ceremony in a conservatory ($200), hiring a cheap officiant from the Ethical Humanist Society ($200 donation), and the reception in a restaurant with a private upstairs ($700 food, $1100 open bar). It remains one of my proudest achievements, but…

“But another predicted a more logical outcome: “Then everyone gets diarrhea and they live happily ever after. The end.””

I don’t know. This really doesn’t sound all that gr-

$2100 for a wedding reception for 40 that includes food, alcohol and the location for 2.5 hours is a damn good deal, honestly.

Eastwood is actually really good at making movies about how violence reverberates and changes everyone it touches. I am not sure whether he means to make films that do this or not, but it is what he is doing. Hollywood is filled with actor that would express more liberal politics that never less give a steady stream…

I was going to write a comment about how misunderstood I think this movie is, and what a typically excellent write up this is, but you echoed 99% of what I was going to say better than I could, so I’ll just say this: I think I agree with everything you wrote except for the last paragraph. The impression I got wasn’t…

I’ve often thought of how differently, and perhaps better, this movie would have been received if it was about a fictional character. As it is, it’s really only based on the real Chris Kyle, and Eastwood sort of makes him into what he wants anyway, so he might as well have just given him a different name. Then again,…

I saw the movie and enjoyed it, even as I realized it was giving Chris Kyle a much nicer view than he deserved. I’d read a profile of him some months earlier, after he’d been killed, and he did not sound like a great guy. The reviews of the movie were positive, and while I’m as bleeding-heart liberal as they come I’m…

It’s the only fast-food place I’ve worked where we check the temps of every single heated and refrigrerated product 3 times a day, including both coolers and the freezer.

I’m going to side on the most likely scenario: Subway uses tuna or they’d just call it Tuna (smallprint “-like!” or something) or “seafood medley” or whatever. It’d be too easy to prove and WAY to exposed to legal action. I can’t imagine the upside of calling it tuna but it not being tuna would really be worth the…

Now do Classical Gas! 

Points are lost, however, for not referring to the bags of pistachios as nut sacks.

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