I used to manage birthday parties at another organization and don’t underestimate the benefits of an all-inclusive party. Chuck E. Cheese will do the pizza, the drinks, the goody bags, the balloons, the cake/ice cream, and the entertainment for the party. Even now, the cost per child for the cheapest package is like…

If this isn’t hosted by Jason Alexander I’m out......

Man there’s sure as shit a lot wrong with what you wrote:

“If South Park stays true to form” have you seen an episode of South Park in the last decade, or do you just enjoy regurgitating other avclub comment cliches? Even a quick skimming of the wikipedia synopsis for the last South Park pandemic special would reveal you will be completely, totally off the mark. 

While I agree with most of that I would say this...

The Marvin Gaye estate seems to be remarkably petty. First they somehow manage to gain millions through a highly questionable legal verdict, and instead of just quitting while they’re ahead they do this?

Huh? Domain name registrars and web hosts are very much not the same thing. While I don’t doubt the people hosting Parler are complete pieces of shit, confusing a registrar for a web host is roughly the same as confusing a phone company for a landlord.

Well, a far more respectable version at the very least.

Is this the Mandela effect? I would have sworn Flynt died years ago.

Chicago style is a casserole, not a pizza, don’t fight me I’m correct

NEW HAVEN STYLE

Despite all his rage, he is still holding cats on this page.

44 is too young. RIP.

Obviously they lied to you!  Because it’s worth the cost of developing (but secretly) a fake tuna substitute, and risking the penalties for being found to have done so, to avoid the cost of 1.50 a pound in tuna, that is turned into probably $200 worth of tuna subs.

Oh, FFS...

Counterpoint: Chumbawamba and Jamiroquai are both infinitely less awful names than “Hoobastank”. But points to him for having a sense of humor about it.

From the time he started Larry King Live to about 2005, there was no one better at making a politico or talent feel at ease. During my publicity days I got to take to stars doing publicity for their respective films to Larry King Live.

i.e., a cancer that has metastasized to multiple areas of the patient’s body.

In my family its an honor to talk about fun stories at funerals.  Celebrate the good memories.  I love the story of the Simpsons writers running unto Joanne at a fundraiser.  This was after the PBS episode that features Mr Rogers yelling its a beautiful day to kick your ass!  They talked with her and Matt Groaning…

Well, Bialik holds a doctorate in Neuroscience, so she’s certainly smart enough.