I mean, the twist has to be that the kid is actually Semmi’s, right?

Can we body-slam some Netflix execs until they un-cancel GLOW?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg could probably hold it down for now

So you’re telling us he really got you with that one?

I’m a fan of the Van Hagar years. 5150 is great, far superior to 1984, in my opinion, for that keyboard+guitar period of the band.

Like his music or not, Ed was a fucking giant. His influence on rock and roll guitar cannot be overstated. He wasn’t just a shredder. He had a fantastic ear for melody. He doesn’t get near enough credit for his rhythm playing.

When they said he had cancer, I thought he would Beat It. 

Van Halen became one of those bands that was the butt of jokes during the grunge heyday of the 90's, but everyone making those jokes were secretly VH fans who would a decade later crank up ‘Jump’ or ‘Hot for Teacher’. For all his faults, the man was a big influencer of 80's rock and had the balls to add a synth when…

No idea how you time it but as his coffin is lowered it should play the very end of Eruption with that crazy bend effect. Or just play Eruption through the entire process.

The funeral better have someone absolutely shredding the fuck out of a guitar solo as he’s lowered into the ground.

RIP. This hurts a lot. He was the reason I picked up a guitar as a kid in the early 80's. His style would be duplicated but nobody really ever could imitate him. He was a true innovator and one of the guys who legitimately changed the way rock guitar was played.

I’ve reached the age where I see humor in it once again. Not that I’m prank calling people or anything, but I would laugh if I got call from someone asking me if my refrigerator was running or if I had prince albert in a can.

Crank calling is something that seems absurd now with caller id being a thing that’s pretty much standard, but it was so much fun while it lasted.

I don’t trust that guy with the dot eyes

Somewhere in this country, in a family where teenage pregnancy is a tradition, passed on from generation to generation, there is a 30-year old grandmother who has never known a world without The Simpsons.

Super thrilled about the Bob’s Burgers renewal. But if they have to compromise their style in order to record during COVID, I’d rather they take a break.

They not only license to Nintendo, but after they pulled out of the hardware market they actually signed several multi-year, multi-game exclusive licenses to Nintendo for Sonic games.

Also, I’d like to get you started on the TurboGrafx-16. I never had one nor knew anyone who did, but I got a PC Engine Core Grafx Mini…