I’m not sure how this works in New York but I live in California, and a few years ago I was called in to jury duty for a guy accused of molesting two girls like 20 years ago. We were told that, even without any physical evidence, we could convict him if we believed the testimony of the victims. Like, oh man did I not…

Fun Story: a really close friend of mine was hired to be the Senior VP of Marketing for ORION back in the day. A producer went into Mike Medavoy’s office and said “you know your new head of marketing I think is gay...”

Two things:

My favorite pho place is in an old Pizza Hut building. They painted the roof but it’s unmistakable. The food is orders of magnitude better. 

I don’t really know why. I think it’s one of those lyrics that’s so utterly unbelievably idiotic that I just can’t get annoyed by it. It’s like the best, most earnestest efforts of a 6th grader.

Discovered Run DMC’s version a while back.

That’s definitely in my list of Really Really Bad Lyrics. Fortunately it makes me laugh every time I hear it instead of driving me bonkers.

Steve Miller has a much greater offense to answer for, and that’s Abracadabra’, featuring the very worst lyrics ever written.

‘Abra, abracadabra...I wanna reach out and grab ya...Abra abra cadabra...ABRACADABRA’

LOL I was literally going to post this exact same thing.

If I had a million dollars, we wouldn’t have to eat burnt steaks!

Cruel isn’t a problem for this White House.

If I had a billion dollars, I’d buy your cooooooooooooooounnnnntry!!!!!!

Awww, no Iron Maiden edits like the Queen? Or maybe this was real?

Of course both the US and USSR did plenty of aboveground testing. When it is safe and responsible to go back to Vegas, check out the Atomic Testing Museum there besides the casinos. In the 1950s and early 1960s, the US used to do aboveground tests at the Nevada Test Site, so close to Vegas that people could see the…

Russia is the same country that invented desant, where soldiers ride on top of a tank to use them as armor in WWII.

Oh damn. The head of the mushroom is above the clouds. That’s amazing. Thanks for the link! I was bummed that I didn’t get to see it. The music cracked me up, too. Sounds like a cheap Casio keyboard. I couldn’t tell if the player was going for spooky or patriotic. Maybe spooky patriotism. It feels very much like a…

Here’s the bigger video, cued to the good bit:

And to get even that 50% chance, a parachute had to be attached to the bomb to slow down the descent.

The story behind the kidnapped film directors leading to the film Pulsagari is also suitably insane and well worth checking out via that link.