If I had a million dollars, we wouldn’t have to eat burnt steaks!

Cruel isn’t a problem for this White House.

If I had a billion dollars, I’d buy your cooooooooooooooounnnnntry!!!!!!

Awww, no Iron Maiden edits like the Queen? Or maybe this was real?

Of course both the US and USSR did plenty of aboveground testing. When it is safe and responsible to go back to Vegas, check out the Atomic Testing Museum there besides the casinos. In the 1950s and early 1960s, the US used to do aboveground tests at the Nevada Test Site, so close to Vegas that people could see the…

Russia is the same country that invented desant, where soldiers ride on top of a tank to use them as armor in WWII.

Oh damn. The head of the mushroom is above the clouds. That’s amazing. Thanks for the link! I was bummed that I didn’t get to see it. The music cracked me up, too. Sounds like a cheap Casio keyboard. I couldn’t tell if the player was going for spooky or patriotic. Maybe spooky patriotism. It feels very much like a…

Here’s the bigger video, cued to the good bit:

And to get even that 50% chance, a parachute had to be attached to the bomb to slow down the descent.

The story behind the kidnapped film directors leading to the film Pulsagari is also suitably insane and well worth checking out via that link.

That’s where I thought this was going as well. “Shark week” is pretty common shorthand among my friends for having one’s period. I was all prepared to defend Whitmer and champion greater openness about having one’s period, but instead this was a total non-story. 

That’s kinda where I thought she was going with that statement as well.

It’s a power move. I’m not tired and cranky because I have cramps, I am fighting fucking sharks with my goddamn uterus, motherfuckers!

If you want to explore Jewish culture there’s:

I loved the hell out of Crazy Taxi on the GameCube in 2001/2. And yeah, it’s an absolute time capsule of a game. It’s 2000's EX-TREME!!! in all the best ways, and I can’t imagine playing a version that doesn’t have The Offspring and Bad Religion on the soundtrack.. It wouldn’t be the same game at all.

Fuck I played the ever-living shit out of Crazy Taxi on my Dreamcast. For some reason the in-your-face obnoxiousness helped propel you through the game. And it had very fun, specific fantasy car handling. If I remember, I can only describe it as what I imagine a turbo charged Zamboni would operate like in a city paved…

Spent so much on this in arcade. Never really played console version. So fun and innovative for its day

Nice.