As overplayed as it is (here in Europe at least) it’s still hard to believe The Model was recorded in 1978. They sound so far ahead of the game it’s ludicrous. Top 3 without question, they didn’t invent electronic music but they kicked the door open to its boundless opportunities and started a musical revolution that…

Not a robot, after all.

Today is my 37th birthday. For dinner we will be feasting on ribs from a local BBQ joint. I feel lucky today. I have a good job (for now) and am able to work from home. My family is happy and healthy. We are all going a little stir crazy, and we miss our family who reside outside of our house, but our problems are…

I have friend that does does contract and IP law. The stuff that companies try to sneak in is ridiculous. Even stuff that is SOP is bonkers.

My experience with contracts:

This was a state court.

Isn’t TV just the worst thing ever when your name is associated with colorful characters?

And give kids a ready-made target upon which to sling countless arrows. Not that bullying won’t happen, but this makes it TOO easy. I’m in my early 40's and I STILL get people making Beverly Hillbillies jokes, and acting like they’re the first one to do it.

Um, Elon Musk may be a privileged shitheel, but the question mark after “land of the free and the home of the brave” is absolutely appropriate, not for any political reason, but because the lyric is indeed the end of a question: “Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave o’er the land of the free and the home…

My favorite fun fact about that bit is that the guy who yells ‘It’s Enrico Palazzo!’ is Mark Holton, the same actor who played Francis in ‘Pee Wee’s Big Adventure’.

There is a strong case to be made that Airplane is the funniest movie ever written. Pretty sure I’ve seen it 20 times and every viewing there’s a joke I missed before.

“When can we land?”

Look, it’s Enrico Palazzo!

We haven’t.

Surely we never stopped appreciating Leslie Nielson?

Sorry guys, this is my actually my fault. My niece wanted to see Trolls World Tour and I accidentally purchased it 5 million times.

When I was 20 and weed wasn’t legal, my roommate and I drank 2-3 tablespoons of nutmeg diluted in water one night. After an hour, we still felt nothing, and retired to our respective rooms. Somewhere around 5am the next morning, I awoke feeling…weird. I was high, but I also just felt delirious. I got up out of bed,…

Also, how weird is it that ICP seems to have more care for its fans than certain governors around the country seem to have for their constituents? It’s a trick question, because it’s actually not weird at all.

Ugh, give me the crab juice 

Since they only were only able to complete 5 weeks of their 10-week schedule, a more appropriate name would’ve been the VFL.