My nephew just bought a used BMW. When I saw it and him I gave him a big hug and told him I was sorry to find out he has such a small penis.

First, 24 miles is really not space, that limit is typically defined as 50 miles/100Km. But for colloquial purposes, sure we’ll call it space.

... I mean you probably get a similar dose on an airplane. Or hiking up a mountain...

Where’s @wendys with a sick burn about frozen beef?

This is the Kerbal Space Program/Uber Eats crossover I never knew I wanted.

Not a swear, but a response to it: Flanders’ “no bible stories for you tonight” is one of the most evergreen methods to shutting derailing an angry tirade that I've personally come across.

OK forget the idiocy of shoehorning him into OJ’s Bronco and stupid shit like that - someone actually thought having him sit in front of the Murrah federal building while it collapsed was anything other than hideously offensive??  Every detail in this writeup sounds misbegotten.

This sounds something like a movie version of ‘Groupon’. Vendors who participated discovered they weren’t getting the repeat business that was promised and Groupon was taking all of their profits. It turned out to be a losing proposition.

It was great while it lasted but the dream is dead. The best thing to come out of it was AMC A-List, which covers like 90 percent of my movie watching and doesn’t have movie times disappear on me constantly. 

RIP Guitar God!  How bad ass do you have to be to have to work with a guy to invent an amp powerful enough to handle your skill?

You can hear Dick Dale’s influence in a lot of punk and alternative rock music from late 60's and throughout the 70's and early 80's.

A brilliant guitarist. Truly a pioneer with his combination of influences and tremolo picking/surf guitar style.

RIP to a legend. In the posts about his death I learned that he had to keep touring forever because he needed money to pay his very high medical costs :-( https://m.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/at-78-and-with-a-myriad-of-health-issues-surf-rock-legend-dick-dale-plays-through-the-pain/Content?oid=1843341

A true legend. For years, his genius was sometimes missed by those who dismissed what he created as just another part of disposable 50's California surf culture.  RIP.

There aren’t too many guitarists who are instantly identifiable like Dale is. The combination of tremolo picking and his use of Middle Eastern melodic structure gave him an absolutely unique style

Sorry to hear. I did get to see him live New Years Eve 2015 at The Whisky in LA. It was awesome.

oh that’s unkind. To shit on a kind story about a departed dude we all are sad for. Not cool.

Beautiful. More stuff like this please X 

Step 1, cut a hole in the box...

This is almost as good as their emotional support chicken.