Egad, no bondage! 

Yeah, Big Rice Lobby is paying us hundreds of dollars a month for product placement. You got us!

A friend of mine posted a tweet/headline from CBS news a little while ago about a man who saved another man from a car accident. The savior missed a job interview to do so and apparently lost his shirt in the process. The man also happened to be an ex-convict.

Ahhh, microwave-safe. I remember, way back in the misty days of 2004, our office junior (think intern, but paid) was ordered by the Office Piss-slit (aka, Wanky Jeremy from Marketing) to microwave his lunch. He hands her his lunch in his “special bowl” (wanker) and tells her it’s to be microwaved on full for four…

No, you do not look like Ariana Grande

from The Onion:

It’s German for “The Bambi’s Mother, The”.

That is because it is real. If memory serves, it is in (sadly not-available-on-disc) The Godfather Saga, a re-edited version Copolla did, rearranging the first two films into time sequential order.

Now you need to watch the SCTV parody of The Godfather...

I swear I have a vivid memory of seeing the last scene (where Sonny and Fredo are alive again and Michael says he’s joining the Army) and at the end everyone else goes into the other room and the camera stays on Michael as he sits at the dining room table, and you can hear them all singing Happy Birthday to the Don,…

Hey, not EVERY mafia stereotype! Some of them come from Goodfellas.

And it’s not just movies - those films had a huge impact on how actual mafioso dress and behave. 

After two years of nagging by friends, I finally watched season one of Stranger Things. And I’m kicking myself for listening to the one person in 2016 who told me it was ‘meh,’ because the mix of the Stephen King and X-Files filtered through an 80's prism was lab created exactly for my tastes. Also, all the memes I…

“What’s offensive about a bike parade”

Nice to see that Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave are still a couple.

“Because I’m over here” and “Alexa, kill Kenny” were the best two lines.

This was a fantastic finale filled with great laughs that really tied the season together. You’re definitely correct about the “Because I’m over here!” moment with Bezos and the townspeople being the biggest gut laugh, but I also absolutely died at the radio DJ introducing the PC babies new song. “It’s about how the…

Butters peacocking killed me. That was so funny. And Santa’s reaction to the “inappropriate tweeting” was priceless. It was also nice to see Big Gay Al and Heidi at the bike parade, if only for a moment. 

Yay! Ned’s not dead!

Without an ounce of shame, I would proudly purchase and ride Butters’ Peacock Bike