You Rock. ;)

When I was a kid, the most powerful home computer was the Commodore VIC-20. Since I was a brainy little nerd named Victor, I got called VIC-20 a lot.

How does your brother George feel about it? 

What about your brother Larry, does he get as pissed off as you do?

Does your brother Darryl get tired of the joke too?

I look forward to any “Peanuts” special that features Franklin in it.

My last name is Studebaker:

My name is Luke, and if I could claim child support on everyone who ever said they were my father I’d be rich as hell now.

Is there even a question? The Simpsons. Fully validated and revealed how many of us there are.

My last name is Fraga. I grew up in the late 70's/early 80's. As you can imagine, I got this a lot:

Just be glad it’s only your first names being appropriated. My name is Eric Forman. My handle is just my initials. And I FUCKING HATED That 70's Show. It was such a disappointment as it was from the same team that created Third Rock From the Sun, which I absolutely loved. But even today, people who are introduced to…

Nothing cooler than being in first grade and having all of the middle aged teachers say, “Hey Mike, where are the Mechanics!”

Everything on The Internet is a lie. Statistics are regularly interpreted to prove whatever needs proving in the moment, and will be reinterpreted later with just as much authority on another topic. You can pay 5 bucks to some kid in Bangladesh to bump you up the iTunes charts, and we’re still pretending to be…

“An astonishing article. I had no idea that an article about blubs had been written, but Dan Neilan’s succinct but humorous recapping had me leaping to click that link. Who knew writing these blubs could be so difficult?” — Chancellor Puddinghead, author of Actually, It’s A Hat and Other Things You Never Knew About…

At which point we may be forced to simply trust our gut before making a purchase, or, heaven forbid, ask another person for a recommendation.

FWIW, the sloppy joes at Sloppy Joe’s (the bar on Duvall St on Key West) are pretty good - or at least they were 30 years ago. I’ve been back to Key West since then, but not to the bar (got a pitcher of beer dumped on me as I was finishing a sloppy joe). 

It’s a spiced tomato sauce that goes in with the ground beef, it’s simple but it’s far from bland. 

Pickles. I feel like it’s not a sloppy joe without pickles. Never considered cheese on one until I saw the lead image, but always pickles.

Always thought that Sloppy Joe’s work better in a hotdog bun because it’s easier to contain while eating.