FFS I do not have another brother Darryl, and yes I’ve heard that before, no you are not the first person to tell me this.

I get the fees, personally I find them excessive ($15 for a $30 ticket making it $45). What bothers me most is that they own Stubhub. So tickets go on sale, they immediately sell out, then magically the TM website tells you tickets are available at double the face value on their own freakin’ website and it’s through…

Now here is someone who deserved the Presidential Medal of Freedom. That’s for damn sure!

I’m not defending Juul, but what the hell is up with Nickelodeon accepting these ads? Unless they actually did reject them. Now if it’s just some ad service that they have no control over, they absolutely cannot be doing that because of crap like this.

The wife was stuck having orange brown and black birthday cakes growing up and had to split up her birthday party with trick or treating. And as far as I know she can’t actively communicate with ghosts very well.

No trip to the vet to get the kitty’s stomach pumped? I would think if it’s enough for a 100 lb human, it would be 10 times too much for a 10 lb. cat.

Hopefully he didn’t write down the words with a pink perfect attendance pencil...

“It’s an authority legal issue alright, I’ll need to refer to the case: ‘Finders vs. Keepers.’”

He’s a good digger

“Baby on Board. Something Something Burt Ward. This writes itself”

I dunno, Nobody Does it Better than Carly Simon did. But I’ll give Billie a chance.

Alexa, ask Samuel L. Jackson to say “I’m a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker” Thanks!

Butters had the best line this week after seeing his mom topless riding through town.

What are your thoughts on extraterrestrial aliens?

It’s pretty obvious none of you people saw Weird Al Yankovic at Ravinia with a full orchestra backing.

It didn’t look correct without apostrophes *shrug*  And now it’s too late to edit.

Sophia’s last name is “Gray”. My guess is they are going to do something with the Black’s, the White’s and the Gray’s before the end of the season.

Murder Ballads from Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

This works out well considering that I’d pay extra to not have to see them perform live.